The Brick (It isn't)[]
From the epic creator of The Yeetinator, I bring you, The Brick, it isn't actually a brick, formulated in the basement of an aspiring gun creator, Richard (that's literally his name, we couldn't think of anything else), this is one of the last good room clearing, american, homegrown monstrosities before guns all switched from conventional engineering to wireless and battery powered, although this gun likes to jam frequently due to its 4 magazines and whatnot, this is an engineering masterpiece however, and is not for the lighthearted.
History
This gun was rejected by multiple companies in both Italy and France, as the creator thought only they would bother to accept this due to their brain dead employees, unfortunately, after waiting for both customer services, the gun was rejected because all the companies were cowards. Oh no. Without a job and a family to feed, Richard decided to murder his son Jimmy Deez. When he was arrested soon after for stealing a pack of Skittles from a convenience store. Noticing this act of bravery for the theft of a value pack of Wild Berry Skittles, Richard was soon employed the the Central Ugandan Military, who, at the time, aimed to liberate all countries of capitalism. 2 months later, The Brick was perfected, featuring a state-of-the-art sequential turbocharger and intercooler in order to stop overheating and improve efficiency from the 4 receivers, the gun was ready. The year is 2055, the gun is soon put in the hands in the Ugandan Special Forces, this gun was effective in every single role, even stealth, remember, it's still stealth if there are no witnesses. Later in 2056, the Ugandan regime spread to Reddit, where 42069 soldiers lost their lives, where the Yeetinator could not perform, the Brick came into play, easily decimating the enemy Honda Civics to the point where Honda soon went out of business and the Opposing Forces, made up of Argentinian foot soldiers and Indian Navy, decided to switch to the all new Chevy Highlander. The battle soon ended however, with Uganda victorious, as everybody in Uganda knows kung fu.
Statistics
Rate of Fire: 60?
Calibre: .50 BMG
Features: The Chad wielding it
Sights: Ironsights as you'll eventually hit your target after 40 rounds
Weight: Alot, I mean, seriously, when you're done making it, you're not gonna weigh it, you're gonna go to town and kill your enemies not weigh it
Barrel Length: 10 inches
Cartridge: I have no idea what the difference between this and Calibre so Imma say .50 BMG
Effective Range: Mid to High, you don't want your enemies exploding on your new gun
Feed System: Please I have no idea what this is but its got several magazines
Controversies
This weapon has been a subject to several controversies, including operation of the weapon at vegan protests and pride parades sadly, as most users of the gun are right wing and are most likely the eat sausage. Yes. The United Kingdom Of London attempted to ban it, but no one will listen to them because they are British and eat plain toast.
Trivia
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